I though about it. Partly, I'm tired of the neverending news cycle about the election.
I've been reticent for too long. I actually went out and met a guy.
And went to his place.
I needed that.
Do I rate a scarlet letter?
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
Friday, October 19, 2012
When Is It No Longer Too Soon?
When is it no longer too soon after a divorce to try to pick up my life?
When is it acceptable to date someone?
When is it acceptable to be satisfied carnally by a man?
When is it acceptable to date someone?
When is it acceptable to be satisfied carnally by a man?
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
The Mistress of Entropy Encounters Big Government
We residents of the Empire State love big government because it is so sexy, so powerful and masterful.Okay, I'll be good.
It happened that I was summoned by both the I.R.S. and the State of New York during the same week. I hastened to don my newest breastplate, harem pants, boots, and carry the Sword of Truth in order to be properly able to defend my reputation as a good citizen.
The I.R.S. was concerned because I did not report any income as a mistress on my tax return. Furthermore, Mr. Entropy did not send in any withholding tax. I patiently explained that I am a divorceé, and that entropy is a physical term, a measure of energy that was not available to do work. I furthermore said that, with time, I would react the Nirvana of maximum entropy. I don't like to do work.
The taxman nevertheless persisted: "I know many people who work for the government, and they do not do work! You must be highly unsuccessful in the mistress profession." Finally, he let me off with a moderate fine.
Next was the State of New York. The Judge scolded me for not being properly licensed, buy let me off with probation and a stipulation that I receive professional apprenticeship as a mistress. After all: the state now has occupational standards for that profession. This was the result of some former Governor getting burned by one not properly trained.
It happened that I was summoned by both the I.R.S. and the State of New York during the same week. I hastened to don my newest breastplate, harem pants, boots, and carry the Sword of Truth in order to be properly able to defend my reputation as a good citizen.
The I.R.S. was concerned because I did not report any income as a mistress on my tax return. Furthermore, Mr. Entropy did not send in any withholding tax. I patiently explained that I am a divorceé, and that entropy is a physical term, a measure of energy that was not available to do work. I furthermore said that, with time, I would react the Nirvana of maximum entropy. I don't like to do work.
The taxman nevertheless persisted: "I know many people who work for the government, and they do not do work! You must be highly unsuccessful in the mistress profession." Finally, he let me off with a moderate fine.
Next was the State of New York. The Judge scolded me for not being properly licensed, buy let me off with probation and a stipulation that I receive professional apprenticeship as a mistress. After all: the state now has occupational standards for that profession. This was the result of some former Governor getting burned by one not properly trained.
Saturday, August 25, 2012
Thursday, July 26, 2012
A Little About Myself
A little about myself.
Early thirties.
Divorced. He left me.
It's been almost a year.
No bitterness, just relief.
I promise not to trash my ex in this blog.
No immediate plans for dating in future.
Two daughters, whom I adore.
Secretary for a realty company.
Southern.
Miss the South and my parents.
Went to Ole Miss.
Drive a Camry.
Love to read, especially romances and crime fiction.
Watch television mostly with the girls.
Early thirties.
Divorced. He left me.
It's been almost a year.
No bitterness, just relief.
I promise not to trash my ex in this blog.
No immediate plans for dating in future.
Two daughters, whom I adore.
Secretary for a realty company.
Southern.
Miss the South and my parents.
Went to Ole Miss.
Drive a Camry.
Love to read, especially romances and crime fiction.
Watch television mostly with the girls.
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